In a time when both Marvel and DC seem to refuse to make movies starring female superheroes, it was announced today that the Soska Sisters will be directing a Painkiller Jane movie. This means that not only is there going to be a comic book superhero movie starring a woman, but that movie will be directed by two women and the character that the movie is about is a bisexual woman.
Painkiller Jane was created by comic creators Jimmy Palmiotti and Joe Quesada in 1995. She has appeared in crossover events with characters like The Punisher, Vampirella and Hellboy and recently had a relaunch at Dynamite Entertainment. Painkiller Jane is also known as Jane Vasko, and used to be a policewoman before being attacked and gaining regenerating and pain-tolerating abilities. This will be her third appearance on the screen. The first was a made-for-TV movie in 2005 starring Emmanuele Vaugier that aired on the SyFy channel. She was later brought to life in a 2007 SyFy series starring queer actress and model Kristanna Loken.
The film will be directed by Jen and Sylvia Soska, also known as The Soska Twins, a pair of twin sisters known for their horror films centered around women. Their breakout film was 2012′s American Mary, which was notable for its over-the-top body horror, what many saw as feminist themes and shocking visuals. It’s exciting that not only will this be a film about a woman, but a film made by women as well. No stars or release dates have been announced yet.
OMGs. If the 50 Shades of Grey movie looked like this I’d be in line right now waiting till February!
I’m not even in this fandom and I nearly blew a fucking gasket watching this. If Sebstan is strange compelling to you and if D/s is your jam, just click play.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
*THROWS ALL MY MONEY AT THE GODS TO MAKE THIS A REAL THING*
*FAPS FURIOUSLY IN THE MEANTIME*
Fuck this is sexy.
I- I… I AM EMOTIONALLY COMPROMISED TAKE ALL MY FUCKING MONEY
WHY CANT WE HAVE THIS AS THE MOVIE INSTEAD OF WHAT BULLSHIT THEYVE DONE? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD SEE THIS? AVATAR WENT BACK INTO THE BOX OFFICE TWICE. SO WOULD THIS.
Jesus. Well, well done.
JFC… I’m gonna need a cold shower…
WHY WAS THIS CUT OMG
This would have been so great, and answered all those questions about where Hawkeye was *wails and gnashes teeth*
This would have been so amazing. I’ve now accepted as a canon. Somebody write me this fic.
What it was going to be, we were trying to complicate the relationship between Cap and his S.H.I.E.L.D agent friends. If Hawkeye got a call from S.H.I.E.L.D saying Captain America is a fugitive, would he listen to that call or not listen to that call? That sequence actually was heartbreaking for us to cut it. I think it ultimately might have been a conflict with Renner’s schedule. But there was a great sequence where Hawkeye was chasing Cap through Washington D.C. there was an awesome sequence where they confronted each other in a ravine on the outskirts of D.C. and Hawkeye was shooting a series of arrows closing in on Cap, Cap closing in on him. And then Cap took him down and he realized for the first time that Hawkeye was trying to trick S.H.I.E.L.D, where he whispered something into Cap’s ear that Cap had a tracker on his suit and to punch Hawkeye to make it look real, because there was a Quinjet hovering above where they were watching the feedback back at S.H.I.E.L.D. So it was a cool sequence.
"And when I meet [Scarlett] - our first scene we shot together, she was like, "Hey, Falcon," and I went "Oh! Oh, hey, Widow!” So then I was like, I get it! Black Widow and Falcon are dating.”
I now plan on watching the movie with the idea that they were dating the entire time to see if that lines up.
It would, at the very least, be the best explanation for the hair straightener.
Hehehe gotta add this one ;)
Others might have the buns, but this guy got da anaconda AND the buns.
His thighs though I want to bite it
This calls for a little re-read:
That Boy Is a Monster! by Sirona (http://archiveofourown.org/works/104888)